Did You Know Phil Jackson Has a Son In the NBA?

Came across this at work and it is hilarious. And actually, if you step back and look real hard at the pictures, Ryan Parker has a point!



****You have to turn the volume up on the actualy player before listening****


There was a man - there was a man who once played for the Knicks,
His name was Phil and he was built much like a stick,
He had some skill so just like Wilt it was hard to abstain,
For very long so here's a song about one night in Spain,

Phil went abroad on a vacation in '79,
It was a year when his career was on the decline,
He met a fine Senorita who answered his call,
And it was there where he conceived Pau Gasol,

It's not like Opie is to Andy - more like Luke is to Vader,
Phil and Pau were reunited when his boy became a Laker,
Some ignore the close resemblance looking over the real story,
How a father and a son will return the Lakers glory,
So like Kobe is to Joe and like Luke is to Bill,
That's why Pau is so special to his coach slash Daddy Phil,
Now it's time to go on Maury - here's the reason they should bother,
Cause the DNA's been tested Pau and Phil is your father,

There was a man - there was a man who once coached for the Bulls,
While far away he had a son developing tools,
He had the seed and it would lead him to the NBA,
Where he would stay until he played for his father one day,

He had the build - he had the Zen - the beard and the hair,
He had the skill thanks to Phil and his one night affair,
He came to save L.A. from their injury,
They call him Pau - but now Phil can say little P,

It's not like Opie is to Andy - more like Luke is to Vader,
Phil and Pau were reunited when his boy became a Laker,
Some ignore the close resemblance looking over the real story,
How a father and a son will return the Lakers glory,
So like Kobe is to Joe and like Luke is to Bill,
That's why Pau is so special to his coach slash Daddy Phil,
Now it's time to go on Maury - here's the reason they should bother,
Cause the DNA's been tested Pau and Phil is your father ...